Quote #18105
And when man faces destiny, destiny ends and man comes into his own.
Quote #26233
All I really need to know about how to live and what to do...
Quote #27625
We’re not lost. We’re locationally challenged.
Quote #10272
Of the Seven Deadly Sins, anger is possibly the most fun. To lick your...
Quote #14509
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going...
Quote #22923
It was when Lucifer first congratulated himself upon his angelic behavior that he became...
Quote #7163
The wise determine from the gravity of the case; the irritable, from sensibility to...
Quote #33536
I have learned to use the word ‘impossible’ with the greatest caution.
Quote #12525
It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...