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That was and still is the great disaster of my life-that lovely, lovely little...
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“Whoops” is a word that should never be said by some professions – Pilots,...
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The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not...
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There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but...
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Whom the gods love dies young.
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In seeking wisdom thou are wise; in imagining that thou hast attained it thou...
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I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the...
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What importance can we attach to the things of this world? Friendship? It disappears...
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Success has always been easy to measure. It is the distance between one’s origins...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...