Quote #1744
I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to...
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #30055
Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Quote #32641
To hold a pen is to be at war.
Quote #28273
I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe...
Quote #6826
In great affairs men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small...
Quote #4716
This hath not offended the king.
Quote #13317
My mother said to me, if you go into the military, you will become...
Quote #7918
Children sweeten labours, but they make misfortunes more bitter.
Quote #23566
Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they’ve told you what it is you...