Quote #1761
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
Quote #33153
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
Quote #15184
The happiest people are those who think the most interesting thoughts. Those who decide...
Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #25065
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but...
Quote #30145
Marriage love, honor, and negotiate.
Quote #27532
I never vote for anyone I always vote against.
Quote #10462
When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
Quote #15510
The mind of man is like a clock that is always running down, and...
Quote #176
The test of a first-fate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...