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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Mediocrity does not see higher than itself. But talent instantly recognizes the genius.
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Life is either a continuous process improvement, or a terminal disease that we will...
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Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid’s head It’s the size...
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Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors...
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The sole advantage of power is that you can do more good.
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Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
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Money is the sinew of love as well as war.
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To die for an idea is to place a pretty high price upon conjectures.
Quote #19426
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the...