Quote #15983
Never value the valueless. The trick is to know how to recognize it.
Quote #25295
The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at...
Quote #16558
Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
Quote #3958
Reading this book is like waiting for the first shoe to drop.
Quote #5372
Chew before you swallow.
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #20315
The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.
Quote #9825
I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on...
Quote #11164
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he...
Quote #22105
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn’t do.