Sidney Madwed Quote #15983 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Never value the valueless. The trick is to know how to recognize it.
Don Barthelme Quote #25295 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at...
Billy Madison Quote #16558 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
Ralph Novak Quote #3958 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Reading this book is like waiting for the first shoe to drop.
George W. Bush, On TV, about his passing out eating a pretzel Quote #5372 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Chew before you swallow.
Geoffrey Gorer Quote #3177 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Arnold J. Toynbee Quote #20315 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park, Death, 1997 Quote #9825 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on...
Josh Billings Quote #11164 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he...
Voltaire Quote #22105 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Every man is guilty of all the good he didn’t do.