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You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
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Don’t offer me advice give me money.
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It is always the best policy to speak the truth–unless, of course, you are...
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Illegitimis non carborundum.Lat., Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
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I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be...
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Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
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Gravity. It keeps you rooted to the ground. In space, there’s not any gravity....
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How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
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Woman is the salvation or the destruction of the family. She carries its destiny...
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It has been our policy not to use obscenities in the paper. It’s a...