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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
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Nobody wants justice.
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When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you...
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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares...
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I hardly know so true a mark of a little mind as the servile...
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The finest qualities of our nature, like the bloom on fruits, can be preserved...
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I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
Quote #27905
Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.
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I want my questions answered by an alert and experienced politician, prepared to be...