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Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we...
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It?s only when the tide goes out that you discover who?s been swimming naked.
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I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
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It’s like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights,...
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Men are like wine some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today.
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I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
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Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly often attributed by the living to the dead,...
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If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he...