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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me ‘That guy sure...
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Would that I were a dry well, and that the people tossed stones into...
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What passing bells for these who die as cattleOnly the monstrous anger of the...
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For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
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Spring is when life’s alive in everything.
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If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create...
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Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
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One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor...
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Changes are not only possible and predictable, but to deny them is to be...