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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
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So far, about morals, I know only that what is moral is what you...
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Do not ask God the way to heaven; he will show you the hardest...
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The prostitute is the only honest woman left in America.
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Prayer is …. the salve on the wounds of our spirit that we order...
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If your professor wrote it, it’s as near to the truth as you ever...
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Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt.
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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There is no point at which you can say, ‘Well, I’m successful now. I...
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The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...