Quote #31234
A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I...
Quote #11301
Anger is the only thing to put off until tomorrow.
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None of us are responsible for all the things that happen to us, but...
Quote #5449
Life itself is a quotation.
Quote #8334
There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you...
Quote #5962
Eliminating what is not wanted or needed is profitable in itself.
Quote #10904
Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.
Quote #6017
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but unlike charity, it should end there.
Quote #1798
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
Quote #7568
How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the...