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has unquestionably one really effective weapon?laughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution?these can lift...
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The stupidity of people comes from having an answer to everything. The wisdom of...
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The best way to realize the pleasure of feeling rich is to live in...
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The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, ‘Is there a meaning...
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For there is no greater pain, than to remember in present grief, past happinesses.
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Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more...
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It is common error to infer that things which are consecutive in order of...
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When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don’t blame the...
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If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing.