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If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.
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The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their...
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Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died...
Quote #5650
I keep the subject of my inquiry constantly before me, and wait till the...
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Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to...
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Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.
Quote #10795
I guess you go too far when pianos try to be guitars.
Quote #34444
Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.
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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #2749
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first...