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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
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Write something to suit yourself and many people will like it write something to...
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One’s philosophy is not best expressed in words it is expressed in the choices...
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A man’s respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size...
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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
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Happiness is not a goal it is a by-product.
Quote #13949
Since when was genius found respectable?
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It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
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Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
Quote #34526
My one aim was to do a thing well and to excel if possible.