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When President Bush invaded Iraq after 911 it was like Truman invading Mexico after...
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Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
Quote #3980
Women should be obscene and not heard.
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Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving.
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Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the self-same well from which your laughter...
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Outings are so much more fun when we can savor them through the children’s...
Quote #13202
There are well-dressed foolish ideas just as there are well-dressed fools.
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Not many people know this … but I happen to be famous.
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To take the measure of oneself by reference to one’s colleagues leads to envy...
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I know of only one true failure never having tried to grow as a...