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Never have children, only grandchildren.
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Courage is a special kind of knowledge; the knowledge of how to fear what...
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of...
Quote #975
Streets full of water; please advise.
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On the road to Mandalay Where the flyin’ fishes play, An’ the dawn comes...
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I derive no pleasure from talking with a young woman simply because she has...
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It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if...
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There are two kinds of people those who say to God, Thy will be...
Quote #30875
Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun.