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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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You’re not to be so blind with patriotism that you can’t face reality. Wrong...
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A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man...
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All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is...
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Ted What about Brett Fav… ruh
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A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
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Never tell a man you can read him through and through; most people prefer...
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All the time a person is a child he is both a child and...
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Many people would sooner die than think In fact, they do so.
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That which the dream shows is the shadow of such wisdom as exists in...