Quote #31338
I tried to find Him on the Christian cross, but He was not there...
Quote #18214
To fly from, need not be to hate, makind All are not fit with...
Quote #11589
The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow...
Quote #15784
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
Quote #30943
He who has been bitten by a snake fears a piece of string.
Quote #483
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own...
Quote #2570
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
Quote #11957
A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
Quote #32909
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #24168
I do not believe that civilization will be wiped out in a war fought...