Quote #2927
Most men do not mature, they simply grow taller.
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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The very essence of literature is the war between emotion and intellect, between life...
Quote #808
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Quote #17809
Do something every day that you don’t want to do this is the golden...
Quote #16752
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to...
Quote #22119
When we hear news we should always wait for the sacrament of confirmation.
Quote #14688
Where ambition ends happiness begins.
Quote #28577
An expert is someone who knows some of the worst mistakes that can be...