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Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
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Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
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In the sphere of thought, absurdity and perversity remain the masters of the world,...
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It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know...
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Our truest life is when we are in our dreams awake.
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Never utter these words ‘I do not know this, therefore it is false.’ One...
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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A society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they know...
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The man whom no one pleases is much more unhappy than the man who...
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The wise are instructed by reason ordinary minds by experience the stupid, by necessity...