Quote #10650
Shallow understanding accompanies poor compassion, great understanding goes with great compassion.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #16495
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s hard to get it back...
Quote #25669
If dogs could talk, perhaps we’d find it just as hard to get along...
Quote #4311
I have nothing but contempt for the kind of governor who is afraid, for...
Quote #2091
Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.
Quote #31276
Whatever you want too much you can’t have, so when you really want something,...
Quote #8896
I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the...
Quote #33422
Suicidal glory is the luxury of the irresponsible. We’re not giving up. We’re waiting...
Quote #3251
Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can – and will.