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When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint, something inside always reminds or...
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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
Quote #22128
Happiness is neither virtue nor pleasure nor this thing nor that but simply growth,...
Quote #23909
Time has a wonderful way of weeding out the trivial.
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Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #22290
Not to know is bad not to wish to know is worse.
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What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to...
Quote #9725
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Quote #17515
The superior man is satisfied and composed the mean man is always full of...