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My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over. (On succeeding Richard M Nixon...
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Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a...
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #1998
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
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If it weren’t for the last minute, a lot of things wouldn’t get done.
Quote #9148
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
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We would frequently be ashamed of our good deeds if people saw all of...
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Criticism alone can sever the root of materialism, fatalism, atheism, free-thinking, fanaticism, and superstition,...
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The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to...
Quote #3804
Self-respect is the cornerstone of all virtue.