Quote #20785
A thief believes everybody steals.
Quote #12012
Mornings are wonderful! The only drawback is that they come at such an inconvenient...
Quote #8478
Since the dawn of time there have been those among us who have been...
Quote #8360
If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
Quote #28780
I express many absurd opinions, but I am not the first man to do...
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #8072
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Quote #33432
If you want to catch something, running after it isn’t always the best way.
Quote #31711
To be occasionally quoted is the only fame I care for.
Quote #6794
We are more ready to try the untried when what we do is inconsequential....