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He is a benefactor of mankind who contracts the great rules of life into...
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Before all else, we seek, upon our common labor as a nation, the blessings...
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Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
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Keep me away from the wisdom that does not cry, the philosophy which does...
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It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
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Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.
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Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is ignorant.
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We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind...
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Vacant minds must have their uses, yet it seems a pity to waste first-class...
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To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of...