Quote #28636
A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and...
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Never give up. If you want to be something, be conceited about it, give...
Quote #22409
The limits of my language mean the limits of my world.
Quote #20545
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays....
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If thou desire to purchase honor with thy wealth, consider first how that wealth...
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Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
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Diplomacy: lying in state.
Quote #2228
Men and women, women and men. It will never work.