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Be discreet in all things, and so render it unnecessary to be mysterious about...
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He knows nothing and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a...
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You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
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Probable impossibilities are to be preferred to improbable possibilities.
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One should not stand at the foot of a sick person’s bed, because that...