Quote #5899
What I said never changed anyone. What they understood did.
Quote #16619
A compassionate government keeps faith with the trust of the people and cherishes the...
Quote #29895
I think the world is run by ‘C’ students.
Quote #6762
Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education...
Quote #19660
Many men die at twenty-five and aren’t buried until they are seventy-five.
Quote #1869
The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of...
Quote #28405
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #34686
SOAPY You know, feisty women never get boring. JOEL Let me tell you something....
Quote #5723
If every day is an awakening, you will never grow old. You will just...
Quote #11945
You guys line up alphabetically by height.