Quote #6575
The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
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True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is...
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There is nothing more likely to drive a person mad than…an obstinate, constitutional preference...
Quote #30708
Defeat in this world is no disgrace if you fought well and fought for...
Quote #11170
A filthy mouth will not utter decent language.
Quote #6254
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Quote #20884
When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then...
Quote #15868
A good intention but fixed and resolute – bent on high and holy ends,...
Quote #4693
Manners maketh man.
Quote #18979
It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job it’s a depression when you...