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Nothing amuses me more than the easy manner with which everybody settles the abundance...
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I do not know the American gentleman, god forgive me for putting two such...
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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
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He who does not care for Heaven but is contented where he is, is...
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The things that one most wants to do are the things that are probably...
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…adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
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The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards
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The wise are instructed by reason; ordinary minds by experience; the stupid, by necessity;...
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A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in...
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Jesus was a bachelor and never lived with a woman. Surely living with a...