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The purpose of life is the expansion of happiness.
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A man’s as old as he’s feeling, A woman as old as she looks.
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Quote #10416
As people do better, they start voting like Republicans- unless they have too much...
Quote #18671
Illegitimis non carborundum.Lat., Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
Quote #13915
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot
Quote #12693
Every man ought to be supposed a knave, and to have no other end,...
Quote #21327
One may have a blazing hearth in one’s soul and yet no one ever...
Quote #2438
Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal...
Quote #18868
We used to think that if we knew one, we knew two, because one...