Quote #2025
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Quote #24317
Latet anguis in herba. (There’s a snake hidden in the grass)
Quote #33057
Before I was married, I had a hundred theories about raising children and no...
Quote #10606
None of us will ever accomplish anything excellent or commanding except when he listens...
Quote #5808
Few people think more than two or three times a year. I have made...
Quote #31494
Women have more strengths in their looks than we have in our laws, and...
Quote #11306
Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist.
Quote #9461
Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives and die in the foothills cursing...
Quote #6179
What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether...
Quote #2776
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.