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To really enjoy the better things in life, one must have first experienced the...
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You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now...
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I would rather be right and die than be wrong and kill.
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Critics are like eunuchs in a harem they know how it’s done, they’ve seen...
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There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term...
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Of course I don’t always enjoy being a mother. At those times my husband...
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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
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The scientist is not a person who gives the right answers, he’s one who...
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The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the...