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My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Often and often afterwards, the beloved Aunt would ask me why I had never...
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There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los...
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The test of the morality of a society is what it does for its...
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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
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Literature is strewn with the wreckage of men who have minded beyond reason the...
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The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey...
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Habits – the only reason they persist is that they are offering some satisfaction....
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As long as there are sovereign nations possessing great power, war is inevitable.