Quote #22433
If your house is on fire, warm yourself by it.
Quote #22594
There is a fullness of all things, even of sleep and love.
Quote #18459
Find out what whiskey he drinks and send all of my generals a case,...
Quote #28431
If you lived in the Dark Ages, and you were a catapult operator, I...
Quote #15203
If we miraculously became the people we hate, how lovable we would find ourselves.
Quote #28266
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Quote #220
All marriages are mixed marriages.
Quote #1108
The superfluous is very necessary.
Quote #17607
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with,...
Quote #19332
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All...