Quote #11957
A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
Quote #6172
Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in...
Quote #30950
Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day.
Quote #14560
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
Quote #16062
Wit is brushwood; judgment timber; the one gives the greatest flame, and the other...
Quote #26312
Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living the other helps...
Quote #32514
If you don’t find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire...
Quote #5642
The reserve of modern assertions is sometimes pushed to extremes, in which the fear...
Quote #20987
‘Tis neither here nor there.
Quote #10471
A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on.