Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #23316
It’s difficult to see that people are starving in this country because food isn’t...
Quote #25784
We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him.
Quote #20612
Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law....
Quote #18231
My turn of mind is so given to taking things in the absurd point...
Quote #17876
The billiard table is better than the doctor.
Quote #23269
The course of true anything does not run smooth.
Quote #17914
We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best that...
Quote #17573
Winning is a habit. Unfortuantely, so is losing.
Quote #22170
I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe...