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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Every one of us gets through the tough times because somebody is there, standing...
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Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order Putting things...
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I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble...
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The man who fights for his fellow-man is a better man than the one...
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There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.
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Destiny is a name often given in retrospect to choices that had dramatic consequences.
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The bedfellows politics made are never strange. It only seems that way to those...
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Human judges can show mercy. But against the laws of nature, there is no...