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“The Good Book” – one of the most remarkable euphemisms ever coined.
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I studied the lives of great men and famous women, and I found that...
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
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There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.
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Common sense is in spite of, not the result of, education.
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Though thou has never so many counselors, yet do not forsake the counsel of...
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By the time you get to your ball, if you don’t know what to...
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Deem not life a thing of consequence. For look at the yawning void of...
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We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real...
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We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road....