Quote #7711
I pray thee cease thy counsel, Which falls into mine ears as profitless as...
Quote #29385
Don’t wait to be happy to laugh… You may die and never have laughed
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #31944
Assault weapons’ menacing looks, coupled with the public’s confusion over fully-automatic machine guns versus...
Quote #25301
Making a success of the job at hand is the best step toward the...
Quote #23970
Cleave never to the sunnier side of doubt.
Quote #19143
Real programmers don’t comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should...
Quote #856
History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.
Quote #1981
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers...
Quote #9085
I am not afraid of the pen, or the scaffold, or the sword. I...