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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
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The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants...
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Our minds are like our stomachs; they are whetted by the change of their...
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Harrison Ford as the President of the United States in Air Force One is...
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The Army has carried the American … ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only...
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The farther it gets from the bench it was worked on, the more real...
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Shall not one line lament our forest race, Struck out for you from wild...
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With time and patience the mulberry leaf becomes a silk gown.