Quote #12629
It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or...
Quote #17686
Funny how the new things are the old things.
Quote #17870
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
Quote #22817
What comes from the heart goes to the heart.
Quote #33424
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
Quote #29710
Friendships, like marriages, are dependent on avoiding the unforgivable.
Quote #24200
Why does this magnificent applied science, which saves work and makes life easier, bring...
Quote #33777
The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out...
Quote #28032
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery...
Quote #32338
Where you find true friendship, You find true love.