Quote #5627
Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for...
Quote #11998
Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of,...
Quote #18447
People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Quote #23379
What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether...
Quote #28611
Those who complain most are most to be complained of.
Quote #31287
Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and...
Quote #33851
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
Quote #1222
“I want to know Gods thoughts…. all the rest are just details
Quote #28587
Misery is when grown-ups don’t realize how miserable kids can feel.
Quote #51
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.