Quote #19430
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #7851
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line....
Quote #26927
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
Quote #23986
Hope is a state of mind, not of the world. Hope, in this deep...
Quote #29335
Say what you know, do what you must, come what may.
Quote #21841
Ill fares the land, to hast’ning ill a prey, Where wealth accumulates, and men...
Quote #7301
To do anything in this world worth doing, we must not stand back shivering...
Quote #10160
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #18921
Man is not the creature of circumstances. Circumstances are the creatures of men.
Quote #11699
If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you.