Quote #29974
Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn’t they’d be married...
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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The advice of friends must be received with a judicious reserve; we must not...
Quote #22232
Perl – The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.
Quote #10803
How sweet it would be to treat men and things, for an hour, for...
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Quote #7899
All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
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We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.
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The greatest and most amiable privilege which the rich enjoy over the poor is...