Quote #18897
Life’s a voyage that’s homeward bound.
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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #5227
People do not like to think. If one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions...
Quote #31533
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad...
Quote #28717
Scientists are the easiest to fool. They think in straight, predictable, directable, and therefore...
Quote #25726
Nature gave men two ends — one to sit on, and one to think...
Quote #8184
Because the women are watching.
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The dream is real, my friends. The failure to realize it is the only...
Quote #26540
It is only by not trusting that you turn someone into a liar.
Quote #7952
I say that good painters imitated nature; but that bad ones vomited it.