Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #4704
The world wants to be deceived.
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #1265
My writing is like a ten gallon spring. It can issue from the ground...
Quote #2562
The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found...
Quote #26537
The superior man acquaints himself with many sayings of antiquity and many deeds of...
Quote #26580
We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what...
Quote #27531
I’ve never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
Quote #7157
It is impossible to make people understand their ignorance; for it requires knowledge to...
Quote #18749
Success is counted sweetest by those who ne’er succeed.