Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #3560
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
Quote #1272
We have enough religion to hate each other, but not enough to love each...
Quote #34428
Buy on the rumor sell on the news.
Quote #33378
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
Quote #13258
Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until...
Quote #25498
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Quote #2731
…a man may be a patriot without risking his own life or sacrificing his...
Quote #10791
Although we were sent into a failing world, we were not sent to fail.
Quote #28057
Exploit or get exploited.