Quote #14010
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
Quote #28220
If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have...
Quote #492
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
Quote #4302
Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time.
Quote #25504
So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.
Quote #1121
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
Quote #26700
Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can’t get his glove...
Quote #29124
The scramble to get into college is going to be so terrible in the...
Quote #25636
My friend, if I could give you one thing, I would wish for you...
Quote #13598
Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall...